Yes, I have been told I am the love child of Wade Boggs and Roger Clemens 1988 love affair with Tyne Daly that night in Bangkok.

Due to reasons now long forgotten, I was sold to a Thai stripper by Jack Bauer (after he went "all in" with only a pair of deuces in nasty game of strip Texas Hold'em). She eventaully placed me on ebay for $4.58 and a pack of filterless Camels. Alas, I finally found my path in life when ended up at Traces.

On a happy side note, Jack no longer indulgese so heavily in the strawberry daiquiris when playing poker as the sugar made him feel jittery.